Baby Yoda and The Mandalorian are my new parenting role models. If you haven\u2019t watched Disney +\u2019s delightful series or you aren\u2019t a Star Wars fan, buckle up and bear with me.\u00a0<\/span>It\u2019s gonna be a bumpy landing.<\/strong><\/em><\/p> Ok, this contains enough information to amount to spoilers \u2013 and my only religion consists of returning your grocery cart and not spoiling things. So, you are warned. Spoilers and hilarious parenting tips to follow. But Disney has traditionally inspired those in me,\u00a0<\/span>The Mandalorian wasn\u2019t released yet, but Disney has inspired me before.<\/a><\/p> The Mandalorian is a hard bitten bounty hunter who is a member of the Mandalorian Culture. We learn that his name is Din Djarin in the second to last episode of season 1; but he is referred to as The Mandalorian or Mando throughout the show. He takes on a bounty that only the greatest could accomplish and it turns out to be Baby Yoda.<\/p> Now, I know it\u2019s not literally Baby Yoda. The entity is referred to as The Child or The Kid, but let\u2019s be honest, it\u2019s 2019\u2019s most redeeming feature, Baby Yoda.<\/p> The Mandalorian initially fulfills his bounty, but changes his mind when he discovers The Child is destined for, at the least, a very menacing series of medical exams. And so ensues the best set of lessons in the galaxy \u2013 or at least the outer rim \u2013 about what it\u2019s really like to be a single working parent.<\/p> No one is ever ready to be a parent.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>You may desperately want to be a parent. Or it may have never crossed your mind. Either way, there is one truism: you don\u2019t really know what you are up against until you do it. Sort of like accepting a bounty for an unknown entity and ending up a dad.<\/p> Small Children should be wearing<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>about one additional layer compared to an adult. For example: If an Adult is comfy in a body suit and full Beskar body armor, then the child should probably be wearing jammy-jams, a robe, an nice cozy scarf. (btw, infants and young toddlers should not wear scarves, Baby Yoda is 50, so it\u2019s okay.)<\/p> Baby Yoda shows us that kids will play with anything<\/strong>, especially things that are \u2018yours\u2019. They don\u2019t need fancy toys. So just let them play with your shift knob, so long as it\u2019s not a choking hazard.<\/p> Kids will put anything in their mouth.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>Especially Baby Yoda will put your tools and ship parts in their mouth.<\/p> Kids will eat surprising things.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>So don\u2019t be afraid to let them try new things, like frogs. Never shame their attempts at trying something new.<\/p> Baby Yoda is 50 years old<\/strong>. And if Yoda died around 900 years, assuming a linear aging process, then 50 represents something around a 4 year old human, just like my guys. So Toddler Yoda would be more appropriate.<\/p> Toddler Yoda is capable of using the Force<\/strong>, but the cost of the \u201chand thingy\u201d is high. Much like human children, they crash hard. They also have more capacity for things that we give them credit for.<\/p> It takes a village<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>\u2013 from Kuiil to Greef Karga. All the entities in life help shape and protect Baby Yoda. Finding a good sitter is HARD. You might even have to reprogram a Imperial Bounty Hunter Robot \u2013 or leave your kid with a spaceship mechanic. Working parents, even the Mandalorian, struggle with child care and drop-off.<\/p> Baby Yodas and Children alike need to see strong people of all genders shapes and colors.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>Or even not-people, like IG-11. And most importantly, they need to learn that gender doesn\u2019t determine roll. Cara is a badass soldier, Peli Motto runs her own business. The Mandalorian learns about parenting from Kuiil, who approaches life with patience and affirmation.<\/p> Your babysitter may do things with your kid you don\u2019t really approve<\/strong>. Your kid will love it, though. IG-11 takes Baby Yoda on a blaster fueled speeder assassination jaunt. Other people will show your kids aspects of the world you might not. It\u2019s priceless, let your kids have different experiences.<\/p> Similarly, never underestimate a droid, or a good babysitter.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>IG-11 literally gives his life to protect Baby Yoda. I\u2019m pretty darn sure that my boy\u2019s babysitter would laugh her head off if I suggested she self destruct so they boys could go on a space ship ride. Then again space ships are really really cool.<\/p> Beware of the cute child.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>Baby Yoda is completely adorable. And people ooh and ahh over The Child, but then he force chokes one of your friends. Adorable hides little monsters with undeveloped moral compasses. Beware of the super cute child. I have two adorable ones. It\u2019s twice the risk.<\/p> A working parent does what a Mandalorian has to do.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>Which means, arranging childcare, free-range parenting, and taking your kid to work with you. Either way, a single parent, Mandalorian or otherwise, gets creative and gets the job done.<\/p> You can be a Clan of 2.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>And a Parent Child relationship doesn\u2019t need a biological bond. Mandalorians espouse a creed that involves caring for foundlings. Adoption, fostering, being a kick ass auntie, or raising a kid that isn\u2019t part of your genetic lineage is Mandalorian as heck. Families can take all shapes and can be just you and your little.<\/p> \u00a0They do what they must to survive.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>The Way of the Mandalore and the Way of the Parent are the same. \u201cMandalorian isn\u2019t a race.\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s a creed\u201d A cultural set of behaviors and codes, make sure you share your religion and culture with your kids. Part of MY Way as a Parent include: Schedule is supreme, here \u2013 have a popsicle, and it probably won\u2019t hurt them.<\/p> Children need \u201cPatience and affirmation\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>Baby Yoda gets it from Kuiil and later IG-11, who\u2019s patience is literally infinite. My patience runs out somewhere around 6pm.<\/p> Children sometimes are tender.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>They try and help with magical kisses on boo-boos. Even Baby Yoda heals Karga the same way my one toddler will give me a pat after biting me.<\/p> Never be sure that your child is sleeping<\/strong>. It might be an elaborate trick and The Child is riding back to a space ship in the arms of an alien. Or has toddled out of the spaceship crib into deep trouble. Pretty much at all times suspect they are up to no good.<\/p> I mean this one is really more about me,<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>but it might be worth becoming Mandalorian to never ever have to think about my hair again.\u00a0<\/span>Baby Yoda and The Mandalorian have good lessons of self care.<\/a><\/p> A warrior is more than his armor and good gear doesn\u2019t make a good parent.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>Good gear makes life easier, but doesn\u2019t do the work for you. So shopping for the perfect crib, car seat, bottle does nothing if you don\u2019t attend to the work of parenting. There are some things that were \u201cGame Changers\u201d for me, but, in general, there wasn\u2019t anything truly unique.<\/p> All that being said, a good stroller can make or break a parent.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>Baby Yoda has the best stroller ever. And Baby Yoda\u2019s hovercraft stroller doubles as a car\/spaceship seat. It follows The Mandalorian everywhere, adjusts it\u2019s height and speed and keeps the little tiny ones safe. Make sure to buckle up according to the manufacturer\u2019s instructions.<\/p> Baby Yoda and Children can get into trouble disproportionate to their understanding of the world.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>Things that seem reasonable to kids are, in fact, possibly fatal if not simply stupid. This applies to biting Storm Troopers and to climbing onto the top of the refrigerator.<\/p> Baby Yoda and children are dangerous when quiet.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>If they get quiet they are most certainly up to no good. Beware a conscious toddler who you haven\u2019t heard from in 30 minutes. The worst is when they are noisy and THEN get quiet.<\/p> Kids love levers.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span>An unattended child or Baby Yoda will almost crash a spaceship. But just cause they want to work the levers. Kids love levers. Or maybe because they don\u2019t want to go back to Nevarro. Bottom line: don\u2019t assume motivation, ask your kids why. But accept that the answer might be \u201cBecause\u201d. Or Poop.<\/p><\/figure>
Parenting Truths from Baby Yoda and The Mandalorian<\/h2>
The Mandalorian Keeps Parenting Baby Yoda Simple<\/strong><\/h2>
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Even Single Parents aren\u2019t Parenting alone.<\/h2>
The Mandalorian didn\u2019t ask to be a Parent<\/h2>
Baby Yoda and Children make bad decisions because they are CHILDREN<\/h2>